Thursday, February 19, 2015

UPDATE #II: COMMENTARY AND WHAT-THE-****-IS-GOING-ON COMMENTARY (one in the same?)

PROJECT STAR-GATE IS THE DESIGNATION OF THE OPERATION TO LINK A DOOR TO A PARALLEL UNIVERSE IN ORDER TO SAVE ALL SURVIVORS OF AN APOCALYPSE CURRENTLY HAPPENING IN SAID UNIVERSE AND TO FIGURE OUT THE CAUSE OF SAID APOCALYPSE. ARP507 AND A TEAM OF MARTYRS INTO THE PARALLEL UNIVERSE AND START RECOVERY AND ANALYSIS. (--SΟ)
qwerqwetqreytqertwerqetertqwe UM WHAT DID I MISS? I WAS OUT DRINKING AND--Oh, wait! I remember! *ughs* I have a limited understanding of what has occurred, but I do get that many have died (from the gunshots, at least ;-;) and, from S.Omicron and “Shadow” (what a name! what parents! what depravity is going on there‽), that some fashion of a portal has been opened and that there's blood leaking from THAT door over there, to my left (or right, idk), mixed some suspicious-carnival-looking-things (again, dafu? memetic descriptions! *shakes fist*).

The yelling has subsided, somewhat. I've dared to the door a few times, met however with increased yelling and laughing (or both SIMULTANEOUSLY! *DRAMA*); this has lead me to correlate an effect with a cause, which, however inaccurate a result it may furnish, is useful in times like this, hm?

Well, I shall take a look-see for myself! Si je survis l'aventure, alors je te écrirai plus tard! --IΔ

Friday, January 30, 2015

ARCHIVE #III: PROJECT STAR-GATE

PROJECT STAR-GATE IS THE DESIGNATION OF THE OPERATION TO LINK A DOOR TO A PARALLEL UNIVERSE IN ORDER TO SAVE ALL SURVIVORS OF AN APOCALYPSE CURRENTLY HAPPENING IN SAID UNIVERSE AND TO FIGURE OUT THE CAUSE OF SAID APOCALYPSE. ARP507 AND A TEAM OF MARTYRS INTO THE PARALLEL UNIVERSE AND START RECOVERY AND ANALYSIS.

Wednesday, January 28, 2015

PERSONAL LOG #1: LIST OF LOGS

Hi. Shadow here. So yeah. The Archive wants personal of blog management to write Personal Logs. So this is a personal letter to all Archivists involved in managing this blog: Try doing it on a seprite blog. This Site is dedicated to only files and official archive stuff, not you personal stuff. Never mind, Sam just vooped in to say that he wants some of them here. Will work it out latter. So, here is the list of Sites/Categories (like the ones you tag blog posts with) that one can find personal stuff:
As always, stuff will be added when they are created.

~Shadow

Thursday, January 8, 2015

PRE #XXII: CPRE01 (The Architect)

Designation: CPRE01

Colloquial Terms: The Architect, The Ticktockman, OurGod, The Forgotten God, The Lonely Artist, The Creator of Everything, Satan, Nevermore, The Instigator, Fob, The Destroyer, The Grim Reaper, The Bones and the Coat, The Archimeme, The Man in The Coat, The Idealist, Blueprinter, The Creator of All, The Outer Gentleman, The Intended Loner, The Hermit, Fob Watch Man, Ra, The Worker, The Deity, The High One, The Sculptor, Trenchy, The Burning Scull, The Omnipotent, Fire Eye, The Elegant Abomination, The Creative Skeleton, Uber-Powered, World Maker, Many-Hat, The Mad Hatter, Daedalus, His High Highness, Ouranos.

Physical Description: Accounts from people who have eventually ended up in mad houses or have taken their own lives describe this questionable and controversial PRE as "A dark presence, entrenched in a flowing winter coat, donning on a burnt, animal-like skull with gleaming red eyes." These descriptions remain sound for each person when asked what they have seen, with the exception of its hat, which varies from person to person.

Behavioral Characteristics: This PRE is one of the most controversial in our records, as not even Grandfather believes in its existence. However, recent investigations throughout the Archive and the many universes it exists in have found that this PRE may in fact exist, albeit outside of this universe. A dangerous cult known as "The Enlightened" have matched several descriptions we have obtained from people known as "Pawns," who were later marked as missing by police officials.

Explanations of CPRE01 have revealed that it could very well be remorseless and possibly omnipotent deity with the immense power to create and destroy any number of universes, known as Architect Verses by the Pawns, with any number of unusual tendencies that could tear apart the fabric of reality. 

The source of CPRE01's tremendous power, according to said Pawns, is the Cardioplate, a fob watch that gives it the ability to manipulate reality in any way it sees fit, yet in spite of CPRE01's nearly infinite power, it can only enter or destroy the universes it has created. Dimensional Bleeding can interfere with said natural balance however, allowing CPRE01 into other universes for a short period of time.

BLOG #III: PERSONELL UPDATE

Scribe (formerly Collector) Chi has been appointed as Record transcriber in order to make the possess of Designating a new PRE easier.

Monday, January 5, 2015

ARCHIVE #II: PROJECT CROSSOVER

PROJECT CROSSOVER IS THE DESIGAION OF THE ENDEVOR OF OUR ARCHIVE, HENCEFORTH DESIGNATED AS "THE LIBRAY" AND ANOTHER UNIVERSE'S ARCIVE, HENCEFORTH DESIGNATED "ARCHIVE ODIN" COMUNICATING TOUGH A THE INTERNET.

SCRIBE OMICRON WILL BE OUR SPOKESMEN.

UXP #II: UXP023 (Poltergeists)

Designation: UXP023

Description: Manifests as an unseen presence, often confined to a certain area and capable of manipulating solid objects. Behavior varies on a case-by-case basis.

Numerous hypotheses have been put forth to explain UXP023: souls rejected by PRE03 (The Archangel) (or souls which have rejected PRE03) (Resent data shows that PRE03 does not absorb souls, but instead the potential energy form there physical forms.). Manifestations of beings on other realities, manipulating matter on a different reality as a result of Dimensional Bleeding. Psychic residue left by someone with a strong connection to a particular place. Whatever the reason, UXP023 is rarely dangerous.

Strangely, in 92% of the recorded cases of UXP023 coming into contact with a PRE, UXP023 became docile for the duration of the PRE's presence. In the remaining 7% of cases, UXP023 instead became extraordinarily active and seemingly aggressive.

Approach with caution